…of some sorts.
There’s this show that I’ve
unhealthily been obsessed with called ‘Big Brother’
The cast of BB16:
bunch of weirdos.
The seven people remaining: Caleb a.k.a BMC, Derrick, Frankie, Cody, Christine, Valerie i mean Victoria, and recent returnee, Nicole.
I have a love-hate relationship with these people, but honestly Zach Attack, the one with the neon sneakers, has completely won my heart.
Finale is in less than 20? days away, and I CANNOT WAIT for this season to be over. This is my first summer watching BB, but I went ahead and binge-watched past seasons, even BBCAN, BBUK, and I’m waiting for BBAU to premiere. I can HONESTLY say this season has been…no words…
Needless to say, I can’t wait for a season worth watching where the actual BB game is being played, and not a bunch of cuddle sessions, bullying, trash talking, lip smacking and dumb choices. Although I do love a good show-mance here and there.
Now I’m going to pretend that I have a degree in Psychology, and give my BBB (Big Brother Breakdown) on these characters of a cast based on what I see on the LIVE FEEDS NOT YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING.
Caleb – Resident
Stalker Cowboy. Calls himself BMC (Beast Mode Cowboy). He despises the sound of his birth name coming from anyone’s mouth. After his whole “thing” with fellow southerner, Amber, he finally showed his true humorous character which is lovable and protective. He is EXTREMELY loyal…almost to a fault but not as much as Zach was, as that led to his demise.
Derrick – Resident Cop. Smart-ass and sneaky. Lies when he has to, and covers his tracks when anyone tries to penetrate through the surface of his lies, like a true policeman. Now HE is playing BB. Behind the scenes, his remarks have been seen to be condescending at times, and he has some sort of authoritarian attribute to his personality. He still gets my vote.
Frankie – Resident Social Media Mogul. Never fails to remind you that his sister is THE Ariana Grande. Very egotistical, and thrives by the mentality that he is loved by EVERYONE. His snarky and distasteful remarks have believed me to think that he is indeed a sociopath, and will do whatever to get his way. He’s made it this far for reasons unknown, because he’s gotten swallowed alive in his lies, which he claims is the reasons he sends home others, but ends up skating by. His idea of a very good social game is to molest people with his over-the-top embraces. Social media mogul eh? Try upping your social game just a tad bit. If I didn’t know the true definition of a floater, he certainly fits the bill.
Cody – Resident Playboy. Will flirt with anything, and kills you with hugs. He’s actually a sweetheart, but is very insecure. Acts like a child when things don’t go his way, and complains about everything. He’s basically the Robin to Derrick’s Batman. Can’t make a decision to save his life without consulting his dad, Derrick. He sure is a daddy’s boy if you know what I mean ;)
Christine – Resident Cackler. Her laugh will send you straight into a seizure. She laughs at anything, funny or not, and she won’t let it go unnoticed. She claims she’s a christian, but I’ve never heard someone vocalize as much hateful and judgmental comments about EVERYTHING, as much as this person. Her game-play is BB good, but not so great. To think she was at the top of the joker’s rating earlier in the season…
Victoria – Resident Princess. She loves the attention a mirror gives to her she could marry it. Not much of a game-player, hasn’t had any attention from the show’s segments, other than her constantly being put on the block, and ripping up Zach’s…well her pink hat. She has to rely on someone to carry her through this game and who does she turn to? Papa Derrick of course, because he’s so trustworthy. Can someone spell GinaMarie?
Nicole – Resident Dingus. She is a smart and tough competitor, not so smart on the people she chooses to trust. Weird accent which drives me nuts in her diary room, and thinks everyone is always out to get her and bully her…In some cases true. She’s lovable, but because she’s the only girl worth winning the prize money, everyone is threatened, and she ends up being on the block to be eliminated TWICE.
So who’s my pick to win BB16? Derrick, Caleb, or Nicole, because they are the only ones left that has actually showed us a hint of hope for the Big Brother future game-play wise.
JUST FOR FUN: If you don’t watch Big Brother, just by their descriptions alone, can you tell which people I’m referring to, in the picture above?